i suppose...

I suppose I should get up now.

It keeps stopping on retirement. If only.

(Source: nanobotswarm, via hollabackinup)

Cleaning the house and blasting show tunes.

Got a problem with that?

Bestie made this for my birthday. Snark knows no age limit.

Bestie made this for my birthday. Snark knows no age limit.

Dear Amazon,

Please stop sending me emails about deals in the baby store.

Thanks.

Baseball!

Baseball!

radzed:

this guy fieri cake is slowly destroying my life


I can’t stop staring at this. Also, it looks like my mother’s husband.

radzed:

this guy fieri cake is slowly destroying my life

I can’t stop staring at this.

Also, it looks like my mother’s husband.

(via hollabackinup)